Pappu: Mammi Kya Main Bandaron Ke Khandan Ka Hu? Jito: Pata Nahin Beta Main Tumhare Papa Ke Purvajon Se Kabhi Nahin Mili!
Madam(Pappu Se): Beta Kyon Ro Rahe Ho! Pappu: Madam Ji Skool Ki Bel Toot Gai Hain! Madam: To Is Men Rone Ki Kya Baat Hain! Pappu: Ab Hamari Chhutti Kaise Hogi!
Banti: Yaar Pappu Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi Jo Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Pappu Udas Man Se: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Adhyapak: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Sar Vo Roj Galiyan Khate Hain! Adhyapak: Kya Matlab? Pappu: Ji Vo "Kastamar Kaar Aicutive" Hain!
Jito: Pappu Ye Kya Bana Rahe Ho? Pappu: Maa Bhagwan Ka Chitra! Jito: Lekin Yah To Koi Nahin Janta Ki Bhagwan Dekhne Men Kaise Hain? Pappu: Ab Dekhna Sabko Malum Ho Jayega!